Rick Santorum pink bowling ball Rick Santorum pink bowling ball, Presidential candidate Rick Santorum (get the latest news on Santorum) is fending off criticism after reportedly telling a young man not to use a pink bowling ball (what did he say?). The warning came during a campaign stop at a bowling alley in Wisconsin where Santorum was hoping to throw a few strikes and turn a few votes, but critics say his words constitute a homophobic gutter ball In one corner: cultural warrior Rick Santorum, shaming a fellow bowler for appearing to consider using a pink—pink!—bowling ball. And in the other corner, deeply unlikeable creep Mitt Romney, laughing as he recalls a story about his father, the former president of the American Motors Corporation, shutting down a factory, resulting in the loss of “thousands” of jobs, according to The Detroit News. Whose joke is the most offensive? Now, a battle to the death—of humor!