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Brandon Ames thong church To Win $300 Bet, Man Put On Skimpy Thong And Paraded Around Outside Baptist Church.A Louisiana man wearing only a “female’s black and pink thong” that could not contain his genitalia was arrested last night after being spotted flagging down cars in the roadway outside a Baptist church as congregants exited at the conclusion of Wednesday night's service, according to police. Brandon Ames, 23, told cops that he donned the thong as part of “a $300 bet he made.” An arrest affidavit, excerpted here, does not offer further details as to who offered Ames cash for the near-naked romp. Pictured in the above mug shot, Ames sought to flee when officers approached him outside Macedonia Baptist Church in Monroe. He was eventually collared and charged with obscenity, disturbing the peace, and resisting an officer.Ames is being held in the Ouachita Parish jail. Churchgoers get a surprise,When: Oct. 5, 2011,monroe louisiana,brandon ames   $300 bet,brandon ames + woma...

Erin Holdsworth Arrested Semi-Naked After 120 MPH High-Speed Chase   Topless high-speed chase,When: Oct. 11, 2011,Bainbridge The story : A 28-year-old woman is accused of leading cops on a high-speed chase wearing not much more than a G-string. Get the latest news on her case.What’s better than a high-speed chase? How about a topless woman and a high-speed chase? Yeah, that’s better. But what about a topless woman leading a high-speed chase? That’s the ultimate. And that’s exactly what I have video of below. A topless woman led cops on a high-speed chase. While she was eventually pulled over and arrested, the topless woman no doubt left a great memory for all of us to enjoy. The drunk topless woman obviously had one (or ten) too many adult beverages. When she stumbled out of the car, she could hardly walk. I don’t even know if she knew that she was topless … which made it even hotter. The topless woman video also includes a scene of her in the backseat of the cop car. Let’s just sa...

Facebook post leads to drug bust:Douglas Martin + kidnapping post leads to drug bust Facebook post leads to Greenfield teenager's drug arrest. A Greenfield High School student was arrested for drug possession after making a Facebook post advertising a "reefer party." According to a criminal complaint, Justin Cervera discussed the party and a drug transaction online. Lindsey Guillermo isn't surprised. "They post everything about their lives on Facebook," she said. Greenfield High School's liason officer checked the 17-year old's Facebook page, as he often does with all students, and allegedly found the post. Someone wrote "I'll take a five" on Cervera's main page. Cervera replied "Bro, call me ASAP." The Greenfield Police Department said Cervera also had a video titled "Reefer Party for my Birthday." Later that day, that liason officer saw Cervera and a friend walking near 43rd St. and Morgan Ave. "So then he...

Stupid criminals   From negligent parents (shoplifters leave kids at walmart) to disgruntled customers (drunk woman   bikini wax   iowa city) to terrible dog sitters, there's never a shortage of not-so-bright criminals. here are read about some of the dumbest offenders of the past few months. Trespassing couch potato , When: Oct. 30, 2011,Portland, Oregon The story : A burglary suspect told his side of the story  he say jason bastrom the doormat said welcome after he was caught watching TV on someone else's couch.Police said a man broke into a Portland home Sunday morning to sit on a couch and watch TV. Jason Bastrom, 32, faces a criminal trespass charge after police said he let himself in through an unlocked door of a home on the 7100 block of North Fowler Avenue. Police said officers responded to a burglary call at the home at 7:29 a.m. Jamie McGowan  News Sunday she heard sounds in her house and called her mother, who called 911. Her mother also cal...