Dumb criminal moves The latest roundup of criminally inane outlaws will leave you shaking your head and breathing a deep sigh Take a look at these unusual suspects you’ll find everything from alleged rock robbers to ashes addicts to misdialing miscreants. Dressed to transgress This Indiana man opted to protect his identity when he allegedly attacked his former roommate with a sword. See his version of a mask. What’s the best way to break into a museum devoted to nature? Why, blending in like this guy, of course. Take a look. An Ohio man employed an un-P.C. trick when he set about robbing four banks and a drugstore. Here’s his disguise of choice. Mr. Whipple would no doubt disapprove of this convenience store crook’s ruse. No respect for the dead There are grave robbers, and then there are those who can’t wait that long and hit up the funeral instead. These three Florida burglars found powder and started snorting. Unfortunately, it wasn’t drugs that they’d found. Technically, this...