The best part about getting a fast food kids meal is taking home a toy, but these pack-ins are the opposite of collectible. Check out this assortment of outrageous kids meal toys that take the "happy" out of Happy Meals. Transformers Sure, Transformers were a big deal in the 80s, but the 1987 McDonalds Happy Meal toys designed to cash in on them were such sterling examples of outrageous kids meal toys that they had to lead this list. While the Autobots and Decepticons changed shape into a variety of awesome things like race cars and jet planes, the Happy Meal versions changed into... food. French fries, hamburgers, chicken nuggets and more. What exactly was the plan here - trick unsuspecting humans into eating them and then transforming in their bowels? That's gross. Flaming Testicles So what do these look like to you? If you said a pair of plastic human testicles, we agree. Unfortunately, for the marketing geniuses at McDonalds, they're actually supposed to be fireba...