Stupid criminals From negligent parents (shoplifters leave kids at walmart) to disgruntled customers (drunk woman bikini wax iowa city) to terrible dog sitters, there's never a shortage of not-so-bright criminals. here are read about some of the dumbest offenders of the past few months. Trespassing couch potato , When: Oct. 30, 2011,Portland, Oregon The story : A burglary suspect told his side of the story he say jason bastrom the doormat said welcome after he was caught watching TV on someone else's couch.Police said a man broke into a Portland home Sunday morning to sit on a couch and watch TV. Jason Bastrom, 32, faces a criminal trespass charge after police said he let himself in through an unlocked door of a home on the 7100 block of North Fowler Avenue. Police said officers responded to a burglary call at the home at 7:29 a.m. Jamie McGowan News Sunday she heard sounds in her house and called her mother, who called 911. Her mother also cal...