Kardashians novel Kardashians novel. A novel written by just one Kardashian would be a literary classic. But a novel written by both Kim, Kourtney AND Khloe Kardashian? Such a tome would join the likes of Moby Dick, The Great Gatsby and To Kill A Mockingbird, only it wouldn't suck. HarperCollilns will be publishing a novel written by the Kardashian girls. The publisher explains that the book will be a fictional account of “a glamorous, high profile and complicated family.” The book will be out in November, so the authors better start writing. I'm thinking that Kim could be in charge of the vowels, Khloe the verbs, and Kourtney the punctuation. Actually, Kim will probably just be in charge of working on her melanoma. But who am I kidding? It's not like these goddesses are going to chip their fingernail polish typing. The writing chores of this transparent attempt to trade on the Kardashian name will probably be outsourced to China. The publisher is already outsourcing the ti...