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Mike Tyson Brad Pitt wet noodle

Mike Tyson Brad Pitt wet noodle

Mike Tyson – the man who once bit off part of Evander Holyfield's ear –told Conan O'Brien Mike Tyson Brad Pitt wet noodle, Tuesday that 20 years ago, in the midst of a bitter public breakup with ex-wife Robin Givens (see photos of Givens), he saw her return home one night with Brad Pitt. "I went from a hard stallion to a wet noodle and it just totally overwhelmed me," Tyson said Oh, Brad Pitt. I bet you never knew how close you were to getting beaten to death by a young Mike Tyson in the early 90s, did you?

Well, maybe not. Because your leading man jawline was apparently enough to make Tyson go “emotionally comatose,” regress from a “hard stallion to a wet noodle,” and lose any and all willingness to fight.

According to Tyson, who appeared on Conan last night to promote his new one man show in Vegas — which, we’re told, will be full of stunning revelations like this one — he and his ex-wife, Robin Givens, were still intimate following their divorce in 1989. One morning, a young Tyson decided to drive over to her house in search of an AM “romp.”

Givens wasn’t home, so Tyson waited in his car. And when he saw her car pulling up, he was hopeful — until Pitt got out of the car too, and his dreams were dashed. Surprisingly, everyone survived.
It’s no easy feat to emasculate Mike Tyson, but Brad Pitt managed to pull that off.

Tyson, appearing on Conan Tuesday to promote a five-night tell-all show at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas, explained how the hunky Fight Club star’s good looks served as a knockout punch to his morale some 20 years back.

Tyson told Conan that at the time, he was broken up with ex-wife Robin Givens, though they were still secretly hooking up, despite a fierce war of words in the media.

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One night as he sat in his car, waiting for her to return to her home, she pulled up with the future king of the A-list, whose main claim to fame at the time was his eye candy role in 1991’s Thelma & Louise.

“As I go to my car she drives up ... with the handsome Brad Pitt,” the fighter said, adding the first thought to run through his head was, ‘Aw man I ain’t getting’ no p***y tonight!”’



Ellen DeGeneres meets up with Brad Pitt in the lower ninth ward in New Orleans, La., for an interview airing Tuesday (March 20).

The 48-year-old actor and Ellen discussed the progress of his Make It Right organization, which builds safe, sustainable, and affordable homes for working families.

“I’m getting far too much credit for this. This took a lot of very smart people coming in and attacking the situation. It took the families determined to come back [after Hurricane Katrina] and their resilience and they’re defining what this thing was going to be. I get far too much credit for bringing some really smart people together,” Brad shared.

He also dished that one of his kids with partner Angelina Jolie might have a future in architecture!


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