Snoop Dogg Kim Kardashian
Under the guise of his faux name Nemo, Snoop recently laid into Kim K. in a NSFW web video. “Advice for Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian? The first advice is you dumba– you shouldn’t have tried to wife that b—-, man. She’s not that type of a h–. She gets around, man,” Snoop explained, blunt in hand.
The ‘Gin and Juice’ rapper continued to rant about Kim Kardashian without restraint, and he even called attention to her break ups with NFL player Reggie Bush and singer Ray J (who stars in the infamous sex tape with Kim) as evidence to her man-eating nature.
Oh, but it doesn’t stop there. Snoop said, “She’s cold-blooded. I’m pretty sure she’ll have a book in a month talking about all the n—-s she got and how she played ‘em.” Finally, he closed by saying, “So my advice is — look, you can’t make a h– a housewife. Don’t try to reinvent the wheel. Let her do what she was born to do — H–.”
So, should Snoop keep his career as a rapper, or do you think he might have a chance to make a living as a no-hold-barred love guru? Watch the NSFW video below.
That's the PC, G-rated version of the following video, condensed into a single, far less funny sentence than what this rapper randomly goes off about in a new message for Kris Humphries.
"The first advice is, you dumb ass n-gga, you shouldn't have tried to wife the b-tch," Snoop says below. "She gets around, man. Did you see when Reggie took the b-tch to Africa? She was looking at the Africans cause they had bigger d-cks than his... She's cold-blooded.."
Man, Dogg. Kris could have used these words of wisdom months ago. Watch for yourselves, readers, and see what else has to say about Kim Kardashian: