Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton, Career Lowlight: Sex tape with Rick Salomon. Career Highlight: Sex tape with Rick Salomon.
Became a prominent socialite and jump-started America's love affair with rich people who contribute nothing and allow us to watch them do it.
Broke out with her reality show, "The Simple Life," which featured Paris having wacky hijinks in the country.
Broke out even further with her sex tape, which featured Paris getting boned by Rick Salomon.
Became an international superstar, then became a parody of herself, then a parody of the parody.
Went on to appear in American cinema classics such as "Bottoms Up" (direct to DVD), "Pledge This" (direct to DVD), "The Dog Who Saved Christmas Vacation" (TV movie) and "The Hottie and the Nottie" (unbearable).
Busted for DUI in 2006, put on probation, violated probation by driving with a suspended license.
Was sentenced to 45 days in jail, reassigned to home arrest, got her ass hauled back to the slammer after the judge called B.S. on the home arrest.
Arrested for cocaine possession in Las Vegas in 2010, was sentenced to probation and community service … which she completed by painting over graffiti while wearing super-expensive Christian Louboutin heels.
Was denied entry into Japan due to their strict anti-drug laws.
Dated Greek shipping heir Paris Latsis, Good Charlotte guitarist Benji Madden, nightclub owner Cy Waits and DJ Afrojack. Not all at the same time, though if anyone could pull that off … it's Paris.
Wrote two books about being an heiress, which critics hailed for its excellent spelling and large, easy to read font.
Became a prominent socialite and jump-started America's love affair with rich people who contribute nothing and allow us to watch them do it.
Broke out with her reality show, "The Simple Life," which featured Paris having wacky hijinks in the country.
Broke out even further with her sex tape, which featured Paris getting boned by Rick Salomon.
Became an international superstar, then became a parody of herself, then a parody of the parody.
Went on to appear in American cinema classics such as "Bottoms Up" (direct to DVD), "Pledge This" (direct to DVD), "The Dog Who Saved Christmas Vacation" (TV movie) and "The Hottie and the Nottie" (unbearable).
Busted for DUI in 2006, put on probation, violated probation by driving with a suspended license.
Was sentenced to 45 days in jail, reassigned to home arrest, got her ass hauled back to the slammer after the judge called B.S. on the home arrest.
Arrested for cocaine possession in Las Vegas in 2010, was sentenced to probation and community service … which she completed by painting over graffiti while wearing super-expensive Christian Louboutin heels.
Was denied entry into Japan due to their strict anti-drug laws.
Dated Greek shipping heir Paris Latsis, Good Charlotte guitarist Benji Madden, nightclub owner Cy Waits and DJ Afrojack. Not all at the same time, though if anyone could pull that off … it's Paris.
Wrote two books about being an heiress, which critics hailed for its excellent spelling and large, easy to read font.